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Oprah Cheapens Great Literature

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Bad Expectations
Oprah’s misguided view of Charles Dickens—and literature as a whole.
Hillary Kelly
Assistant Editor of The Book: An Online Review

On December 2, as Oprah Winfrey stood on the stage of her TV show, tightly clutching her newest Book Club selection to her chest so that no one could see its title, she proclaimed in her singular, scale-climbing voice, “Dickeeeens for the hooolidaaaays!” Oprah declared that she has “always wanted to read Dickens over the holidays,” and “now [she] can.” Never mind that she could have read Dickens whenever she wanted, seeing as his books have been popular for more than a century. Never mind that Oprah hadn’t chosen A Christmas Carol, The Chimes, or any of Dickens’s other Christmas tales. Never mind that neither Great Expectations nor A Tale of Two Cities, the books she did choose, have anything to do with the holidays. Our shepherd has spoken, and we must blindly follow.

Billed as “A Date with Dickens,” Oprah’s sentimentalized pitch for consuming the author’s work—it’s “cup of hot chocolate” reading—is sure to inspire a frightening number of purchases. Just as they have for the past 14 years, cadres of women around the globe will flock to bookstores to nab covers with a small circular “O” sticker on the top right corner. Oprah has proven that she can catapult a contemporary author from obscurity to fame; but, more interestingly, she’s shown she can also revivify the great novels. Dubbed the “Oprah Effect,” Winfrey’s seal of approval and magnanimous praise has bolstered the sales of dozens of novels and, in turn, annoyed bitter English teachers everywhere. After all, Oprah is doing the impossible—she is convincing the masses to purchase and read classics.

In recent years, Oprah’s contemporary choices have wavered wildly, between new classics and “one-dimensional” heart-wrenchers (as Jonathan Franzen so aptly put it back in 2001). The Road (also a Pulitzer-Prize winner) introduced the world to the menacingly minimal prose of Cormac McCarthy, but Fall on Your Knees (Anne-Marie MacDonald) left me wishing for … wait, I hardly even remember finishing that one. The most galling of Oprah’s selections, however, aren’t the terrible new ones; they are magna opera of literary history. Indeed, Winfrey has seen fit to dip into the annals of literary history, pull out ringers like Anna Karenina and As I Lay Dying, and tell us why she, Oprah, thinks we should read them.

Her current choices, A Tale of Two Cities and Great Expectations, are perfect examples of this phenomenon. Surely both belong to the realm of classics and should, no must be read—and Oprah’s fans will inevitably dive in, not only because Winfrey has told them to but also out of a desire to assuage old guilt about required reading in high school that was left untouched. But what can Oprah really bring to the table with these books? Oprah has said that, together, the novels will “double your reading pleasure.” But is that even true? And do the novels even complement each other? Can you connect Miss Havisham’s treatment of time to Carton’s misuse of his “youthful promise”? Well, don’t ask Oprah herself, as she “shamefully” admits she has “never read Dickens.”

Now imagine this scenario somewhat differently. Your 16 year old announces that her English class will be reading Great Expectations. Fabulous, you think. A real piece of literature, a break from the Twilight nonsense and the watering down of education. “What will you discuss?” you ask your child. “Oh, we don’t know yet,” she says. “My teacher has never read it before. In fact, she’s never read any Dickens. She just thought it would be fun to read this with a cup of tea in hand!” My guess is that you would be annoyed.

And yet, Oprah does just that, only it’s worse: She has asked millions of people to follow her into some of the more difficult prose to come out of the nineteenth century—prose she knows nothing about. Put simply, a TV host whose maxim is to “live your best life” is not an adequate guide through the complicated syntax of Dickens, not because she lacks the intelligence—she is quite clearly a woman of savvy—but because her readings of the texts are so one-dimensional.

Oprah’s approach to her Book Club is all about herself. Her recent announcement contained not a word of reasoning or insightfulness about Dickens’s work; instead, she explained her reason for picking two of his novels by shouting, in a lame attempt at literary humor, “Cause it’s the best of times!” Just as she deems her “favorite things” worthy of an annual consumer-fest, she happily pushes to her audience of millions whatever books she herself wants to read.

Making the situation all the more appalling, Great Expectations and A Tale of Two Cities could not be more different. Focusing on wildly different themes and set in two distinct historical periods, scholars do not even regard the books as being of the same caliber—Great Expectations is often considered the far superior work.Reading them in conjunction imparts no nutritional value. This whole is not greater than the sum of its parts.

Even more confusingly, Oprah’s comments about Dickens making for cozy reading in front of a winter fire misinterprets the large-scale social realism of his work. It stands to reason that her sentimentalized view of Dickens might stem from A Christmas Carol—probably his most family-friendly read and one of his most frequently recounted tales. But her quaint view of Victoriana, as she’s expressed it, belies an ignorance of Dickens’s authorial intentions. Indeed, both A Tale of Two Cities and Great Expectations are dark and disturbing, with elaborate ventures into the seedy underbelly of London and the bloody streets of Paris. How can we trust a literary guide who, ignorant of the terrain ahead, promises us it will be light and easy?

Since its inception in 1996, the Book Club has carved its niche among readers by telling them that the novel is a chance to learn more about themselves. It’s not about literature or writing; it’s about looking into a mirror and deciding what type of person you are, and how you can be better. While a generally wrongheaded view of novels, this notion is all the more frustrating when the club delves into the true classics, with their vast knottiness, glorious language, breathtaking characters, and multi-faceted, mind-twisting prose. None of that matters in Oprah’s view of books, since reading is yet another exercise in self-gratification. “If you have read him, what do you think Dickens might have to share and teach those of us who live in this digital age?” the Book Club’s producer, Jill, asks on Oprah’s website. This is the Eat, Pray, Love school of reading.

Indeed, Oprah’s readers have been left in the dark. They must now scramble about to decipher Dickens’s obscure dialectical styling and his long-lost euphemisms—and the sad truth is that, with no real guidance, readers cannot grow into lovers of the canon. Instead, they can only mimic their high-school selves with calls of, “It’s too hard!” Or, else, they can put aside any notions of reading to become a better reader and instead immerse themselves in the nonsense of “discovering their true selves” in novels.

A glance at the discussion boards on Oprah’s website confirms my worst fears. “I have read all the print-outs and character materials and the first two pages,” said one reader, referring to supplementary reading guides produced by the Book Club. “The first two pages are laden with political snips and I am trying to grasp what it is saying. I was able to look up cock-lane and figure that out, but where do I go to figure out the innuendos?” And the response: “SparkNotes provides an excellent summary of the context of the book as well as chapter summaries and analysis.”

Despite Oprah’s joyous yelling and shepherding, despite her character guides and suggestions of cups of hot cocoa, despite the gorgeously crafted Penguin edition of two Dickens novels and the soon-to-come chats on Winfrey’s couch about how readers can find themselves in these books, the battle has been fought and the victor already decided: Oprah 1, Literature, 0.

On the other hand, at LEAST, she is promoting the idea that reading books is a GOOD thing. Somewhat of a lost art, these days.

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KEITH RICHARDS’ AUTOBIOGRAPHY

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Should be an interesting read, yes? ;-)

Richards hasn’t ‘forgotten any of it’
By DARRYL STERDAN, QMI AGENCY


Keith Richards wrote the book on rock stardom.

No, I’m not referring to Richards’ Life, his new 564-page autobiography. That just makes it official.

I’m talking about Richards’ actual life — a roller-coaster of heroin and gunplay, busts and bust-ups, gypsy threads and skull rings. It has made The Rolling Stones guitarist the poster boy for sex, drugs and rock ‘n’ roll. It’s also made him the target of cops everywhere and the punchline of infinite jokes, but hey, no such thing as bad publicity, right?

Well, maybe. Thing is, much of the 66-year-old icon’s life is already an open book. Some is self-penned in songs like Happy, Before They Make Me Run and Had it With You. The rest has been filled in by scores of biographies. So if you come to Life seeking revelations, you might not find much satisfaction.

But if it’s a good time you’re after, Life is a gas. Penned in Richards’ rambling jive and peppered with anecdotes from friends, family and fellow rockers, it’s a brutally honest, riotously funny chronicle of the highs and lows of the Glimmer Twin’s unbelievable existence. The most unbelievable part: “I haven’t forgotten any of it,” Richards claims. Some memorable tidbits:

Sex
Unlike bandmates Bill Wyman and Mick Jagger, Richards was no Casanova. In fact, if you believe Keef, he’s shy around the ladies.

“I have never put the make on a girl,” he claims. “I just don’t know how to do it. My instincts are always to leave it to the woman … If they’re interested, they’ll make the move.”

Many have. Richards recalls them all with tenderness, from early loves like Linda Keith (who gave Jimi Hendrix one of his Strats) to longtime wife Patti Hansen. Naturally, much ink is spilt on Anita Pallenberg, who left Brian Jones to become the Bonnie to Keef’s Clyde. Richards pulls no punches — “unscrupulous is not a bad word for her” — but also bears no grudges: “Anita and I can now sit around at Christmastime.”

Richards is no saint, however, confessing he vengefully took up with Jagger’s girlfriend Marianne Faithfull after the singer bedded Pallenberg. (He dishes out a little ice-cold revenge by referring to Jagger’s “tiny todger”.) But mostly, he casts himself as a romantic who needs a love to keep him happy.

Drugs
Since 1965, Richards has probably shot, snorted and smoked acres of poppies, coca and marijuana. How has he survived? Simple: Quality (and quantity) control.

“I was very meticulous about how much I took,” he claims. “I’d never put more in to get a little higher … Maybe there I have an advantage.”

Having the money to afford pharmaceutical cocaine undoubtedly helped.

While Keef might have taken drugs with a dose of self-control, he still took plenty. Life is rife with tales of excess. Once he snorted eight grams of coke on a dare. Another time he stayed up for nine days. A few times, he shot his way out of trouble. But no, he never had his blood changed (though yes, he really did snort his dad’s ashes).

He never claims drugs fuelled creativity. But they did give him stamina, allowing him to shut out distractions and stay upright in the studio for days. The downside: Endless searches and busts — culminating in his 1977 arrest in Toronto — left him paranoid, peering out his windows for police.

Even worse, those around him didn’t share his iron constitution.

Life’s pages are littered with the cautionary tales of Gram Parsons, Papa John Phillips (who became addicted after Keith introduced him to smack), John Lennon (who ended up wrapped around Richards’ toilet) and others. The message: Don’t try this at home.

Rock ‘n’ Roll
The Stones’ history could (and has) filled volumes. To his credit, Richards manages to hit the high points: Meeting Mick; the hardscrabble early days; the catapult of fame; writing Satisfaction in his sleep; Jones’ deterioration and death; Altamont; Exile; Mick Taylor; Ron Wood; Some Girls; Margaret Trudeau; and, more recently, his strained relations with Jagger. The singer, he says, took over the Stones when he was out of it and has fought to retain control since.

He minces no words, calling Jagger “unbearable,” and comparing one of his albums to Mein Kampf ( “Everybody has a copy, but nobody listened to it”). Despite all that, he’d still kill for the guy. “Nobody else can say anything against Mick that I can hear. I’ll slit their throat.”

The real fun, however, comes in the raucous road stories. A Hunter Thompsonesque opener about being busted in Arkansas in a car stuffed with drugs is almost worth the $34 cover price. As are tales of setting fire to the Playboy Mansion, pulling a knife on Billy Preston, watching Charlie Watts punch Jagger, making his young son Marlon his minder on tour, and ending an unruly party with his pistol. And they’re just the tip of the iceberg.

True, Life isn’t perfect: Early chapters on Richards’ youth as an only child with a rebellious streak are the usual skimmable memoirist self-analysis. And the last 50 pages — which include a recipe for bangers and mash, plus anecdotes about pets and vacations — feel like a hodge-podge cobbled together on deadline.

Bottom line: It’s only a rock ‘n’ roll autobiography. But I like it.

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