cup of coffee

CUP OF COFFEE

CUP OF COFFEE – A SONG PARODY To the tune of Jon Bon Jovi’s “Blaze of Glory” Here’s the original, to give you the melody: ♫ Sing it with me! ♫ ♫♫♫ I wake up…Read more

Dead Tree in the Middle of the Yard

DEAD TREE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE YARD

There’s a dead maple tree right in the middle of our otherwise lovely backyard. Not being arborists, we didn’t heed the signs and now it’s too late. 🙁

Colonoscopy

COLONOSCOPY: NOTHING TO FEAR!

Sung to the tune of “It’s Howdy Doody Time.” Here’s the original to refresh your memory:   ♫♫♫♫♫♫ The Colonoscopy The Colonoscopy Get yours before it’s late So don’t you hesitate. ♦♦♦♦ That cancer is…Read more

gravity leads to saggy boobs

GRAVITY! AN ODE TO AGEING

SUNG TO THE TUNE OF THE BEE GEES’ “TRAGEDY.” Here’s the original, to give you the melody. ♫♫♫ GRAVITY ♫♫♫ Here I am At the mirror, slowly looking down What is this? Such a…Read more