PROCRASTINATION! BLAME IT ON THE COMPUTER

SUNG TO THE TUNE OF ROD STEWART’S “INFATUATION”

Here’s the original video, to give you the melody: 

heavy workload; paper nightmare

♫♫♫

Early in the morning, I can’t sleep

I can’t work, get on the PC

Been lazy all day, can’t concentrate

Better get up, before its too late

housework suffers 

♫♫♫

Sitting down on my big fat butt

Hours pass and I say “What”?

Next thing you know the day is gone

And once again the job’s not done

procrastination = not enough sleep

Oh no not again!

This can’t be good

I don’t understand

Procrastination!

Procrastination!

Procrastination!

Procrastination! 

Headache pounds like a big bass drum

Losing all equilibrium

It’s so hard in the middle of the week

Motivation is what I need

Oh no not again!

This can’t be good

I don’t understand

Procrastination!

[repeat three times]

[Instrumental break]

Time to go and get things done

Trouble is, this is too much fun

My own advice can I really heed?

Motivation is what I need

tired

Oh no not again!

This can’t be good

I don’t understand

Procrastination!

[repeat six times]

Rev it up!

[Originally published April 2012]

So, who among us can relate to this?

Looking forward to your comments!


Debbie

The “Doglady”. Canine Innkeeper in suburban Toronto, Canada. Writer/blogger, animal lover, music fanatic, inveterate traveller. History, literature & cinema buff. Eternal hippie/rockchick. Bi-national, German/Canadian and multilingual. Currently working on a memoir of the dogs she has known during her years as a pet sitter, along with other memoirs and creative writing pieces.

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50 Responses to PROCRASTINATION! BLAME IT ON THE COMPUTER

  1. This is too funny and yes, I can TOTALLY relate!!
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  2. I am a big procastinator when it comes to cleaning to house. I get all sorts of headache, stomachache, leg pain, knee pain before starting it :P Loved reading your post. I could so relate to it.
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  3. Hi Debbie,

    The broken computer quote, that’s for me too :). I love when you do these. You definitely have an ear for music lady. I love Rod Stewart, this is one of the songs I like from him.

    This week has been full of procrastination and lack of motivation. Your post summed it up perfectly!

    Love the images you shared too. Have a great day and fabulous weekend!
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  4. I love the song in question (one of the few good ones he had from that time period) and that parody is spot on. Love it!
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  5. I love the quote on broken computer, suits me perfectly!
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  6. Cathy
    Twitter:

    You’re hilarious with your song parodies, Debbie. I can sure relate to this one, that’s for sure. Just call me the Procrastination Queen. I get on that computer and the day whizzes past before my eyes.

  7. This is fantastic. No one could leave here without a smile on their face.
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  8. It is a lot more fun typing comments to Rod Stewart music. Now I need to do some work, oh well…
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  9. haha! yes! I’ve been procrastinating vacuuming the house all morning now! instead, I’m blogging! :D

  10. I thoroughly enjoyed this, Debbie. Was nodding along and keeping pace ;) Oh and the words make sense too :D
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  11. Oh yes, can totally relate :P I loved the animations too :P Loved your write.
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  12. Nope – not me. I am the opposite. I married a procrastinator and it drives me nuts. My daughter is one as well. I never put anything off for later — my life motto “Do it right, Do it now.” Judging from your comments I guess I am weird.
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  13. Can totally relate. Even when laughing, I can see that this is me. I have lived my life like this, and it obviously shouldn’t be. Then again, maybe I have too much that I’m “supposed” to do or just want to do too much. Who knows? Thanks for the giggles on this – for me – serious topic.

  14. Oh yes! I know all about it. Love this (and Rod Stewart, of course), Debbie! :)
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  15. LOL, funny and yes, I’m a terrible procrastinator! Shiny bright objects or not enough hours in the day to do all I want to do. PRIORITIZE they say! I’ll do that as soon as I finish this…. hee hee
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  16. Bren Lee
    Twitter:

    Hi Debbie! I love this song!
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  17. Lisa
    Twitter:

    Hi Debbie, this does sound familiar. I was going to go to the gym this a.m. but here I am still online :) Let’s see if I make it after work or if it will be the same story :) Thanks for the humor today!
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  18. I think we all can relate to this Debby…I know I can :D
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  19. I got tons of things to do at the moment, but… “It is what it is…”. Vacation first. Florida, here we come!

  20. jennygoth666

    once you get sat at the pc time just flys past before you know it its dark thanks for visit debbie xxjen

  21. natashagreece

    hahahahaha!!unfortunately I can relate,girl…this post is so funny,Deb!!!

  22. Love the song Debbie! People are important and housework can wait!
    ♥ya

  23. G

    I LOVE IT! Such a great choice of images to compliment the message of your witty lyrics. So many of us can relate.

  24. I got plenty of that going on this spring – things are beginning to pile up: tax prep still on hold, fencing projects and lots of outside things that need attention – very difficult, especially when the task master isn’t home to keep me on track.

  25. Always nice to have a favourable review from my favourite Goth! :-D

  26. Androgoth

    Yes I always did like this graphic Debbie
    I hope that you are having a wonderful day :)

    Androgoth XXx

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